Jack and DeJong

Derrick Goold started this.  Please direct all your complaints to him.  Last night’s game recap, inspired by John Mellencamp.

Jack and DeJong

A little ditty about Jack and DeJong
Two American kids growing up in the heartland
Jack he’s going to be a baseball star
DeJong smashing home runs that go really far

Suckin’ down salsa chips and wearin’ salsa tees
DeJong sitting in Jackie’s spot
But he moves when Jack says please
Jack he says
“Hey, DeJong, let’s run this winning streak out to three
Tally up on Wally Buehls
And keep up with Cubbies.”

Saying oh yeah
Wins go on
Long after the fans, to sleep they have gone
Oh yeah wins go on
Long after the fans, to sleep they have gone

Jack steps back, reads Yadi’s thoughts for a moment
Inclines his head and does his best Diz Dean
Well, now then, DeJong we outta sweep in this here city
DeJong says:
Kenley, I ain’t missing nothing

And Jack he says
Oh yeah
Wins go on
Long after the fans, to sleep they have gone
Oh yeah, he says wins go on
Long after the fans, to sleep they have gone

Oh let ’em rock, let ’em roll
Let the Jordan Hicks come and save it cold
Making waves in eighteen as long as they can
Change has come round real soon
With this leader of men

A little ditty about Jack and DeJong
Two Cardinal kids doing the best they can

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