Dennis was pretty inspiring with the title of his post this morning. It’s about time you can blame him for something I did instead of vice versa. Also, a tip of the hat to my musical resource and Gateway co-host Tara Wellman for getting this a little sharper than it was first pass. I would hope you wouldn’t need it, but here’s the Jimmy Buffet original.
Mike Matheny Ville
Clickin’ on Cat links
Seein’ what Goold thinks
Wonderin’ if today is when he’ll get free
Six starts in this string without Jedd’s sweet swing
Then Mike comes out with the same one-two-three
Wasting away again in Mike Matheny Ville
Searching for that lost Gyorko assault
Some people claim that there’s a diva to blame
But I know it’s the manager’s fault
Don’t know the reason
Carp’s not hit all season
Nothing to show for hitting one fifty two
But he’s going to play now
Every day now
How to sit him Mike hasn’t a clue
Wasting away again in Mike Matheny Ville
Searching for that lost Gyorko assault
Some people claim that there’s a diva to blame
But I know it’s the manager’s fault
With Wong he can flip-flop
While others are non-stop
Cut O’Neill had to cruise on back home
But eight are back in the bullpen
And soon that’ll open
More crazy concoctions that’ll get us to foam
Wasting away again in Mike Matheny Ville
Searching for that lost Gyorko assault
Some people claim that there’s a diva to blame
But I know it’s the manager’s fault
